meeting my idol, amy sedaris, in 8th grade

s carey @ my haus

me in 8th grade on the grass in canada

"God seems to have a kind of laid-back management style I’m not crazy about."

David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest (via harbor1414)

When I haven’t eaten in over 2 hours

whatshouldwecallme:

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"I’m just afraid of having a tombstone that says HERE LIES A PROMISING OLD MAN."

Infinite Jest (via heyimnic)

damn this world is so sad sometimes :(

theonion:



Experts: “We can just keep using the chairs we have.”


haheehe

theonion:

haheehe

theonion:

“Within just half a minute, the average person rapidly evaluates a number of physical and social cues from the individual he or she is with and makes up his or her mind about whether or not he or she is in the company of longtime Georgia representative Newt Gingrich.”

theonion:

“Within just half a minute, the average person rapidly evaluates a number of physical and social cues from the individual he or she is with and makes up his or her mind about whether or not he or she is in the company of longtime Georgia representative Newt Gingrich.”

newyorker:

A cartoon by Farley Katz. For more cartoons from the magazine this week: http://nyr.kr/1qcNPgA

newyorker:

A cartoon by Farley Katz. For more cartoons from the magazine this week: http://nyr.kr/1qcNPgA

(Source: newyorker.com, via kheikens)