Race is complicated, but one thing remains true: An arrest transcends skin color.
I was relaxing under the sun and feeling the breeze in my hair. An old man walked up to me holding a feather and asked me, “Where do you think this came from?”
I said, “I don’t know, Sherlock…maybe it came from a fucking bird.”
Which shirt should I get
“When asked “What do we need to learn this for?” any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come in handy once the student hits middle age and starts working crossword puzzles in order to stave off the terrible loneliness.”
"I just read the biography for the guy who invented Super Mario Bros, did you know when he was a kid.. people used to laugh at him when he would kill turtles with a hammer."
Will miss Ithaca and the lovely people I have met. Although, I am kind of bummed I picked up smoking. See you later alligator.
There was a group of teenagers yelling outside of 7-11. OK THEY WERE ALL WHITE OR BLACK. I ASKED WHY THEY WERE YELLING AND IF IT WAS HISPANIC AWARENESS WEEK OR SOMETHING. ONE OF THE GUYS WAS ALL,
"THAT’S RACIST AS FUCK!"
FUCK YOU! NO IT’S NOT. ONLY ONE OF THEM WAS HISPANIC. THEY WERE ALL EITHER BLACK OR WHITE. THIS GIRL LOOKED REALLY HORRIFIED. I’M SURE SHE’S GOING TO POST ON FACEBOOK TONIGHT HOW RACIST SOME PEOPLE ARE AND SMDH. FUCK HER SHE’S STUPID. YOU WERE JUST YELLING. JUST BECAUSE I MENTIONED A RACE DOESN’T MAKE IT RACIST. IT’S THE SAME PEOPLE WHO WON’T MENTION A PERSON IS BLACK IN AN EMAIL. THEY’LL JUST SAY,
"YOU KNOW, THE GUY WITH THE WIREY HAIR."
"PARDON ME BUT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A BLACK PERSON?"